hot-s-w-a-g:

am i the only one who noticed that it’s spencer smith sex day?

that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

 

maghrabies:

my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes

neat-girl:

why do i never get weird anonymous messages in which people profess their love for me 

used-to-be-alright:

Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT

mathaniel:

This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.